May 2013
larapeople:
I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
pooka-saurus:
shining-vagina:
carlyjespen:
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t everything be like 10 dollars
I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
mrsscully:
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
oh-woah-dope:
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
s-tark:
where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo
when referring to people as 'my babies'
Other People: boyfriends, crushes, their actual babies.
Me: celebrities, fictional characters, OTPs, my followers.
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